So many Shitheads - So little Space
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Tom Cruise
- What a weasle this dude is , strange religious cult not to mention he has been married multiple times and now he has  much younger bride to be - he sucked her into his web of lies -- also deception as well  kick his ass all the way back to mars I say!
  • Douchebag
  • Wierd Religion
  • I hate his guts
  • I like his girlfriend
  • A Spank






7/10/05

Dell Computer -  How idiotic of them to use India for the tech support and customer service what is wrong with the USA? am I missing something here - there are plenty of people out of work so why not use them ??
  • They Suck
  • Dont buy thier stuff
  • People need jobs
  • I like Indian food though
  • Very bad indeed Sahieb


7/15/05


Cat Stevens - Boy what a piece of crap this dude is - at one time I liked some of his songs but for him to support that attitude of terrorism is pretty lame ,  when I lived in LA a radio station steamrolled his albums for some reason - we should lock him in a small room without any electricty
  • Buttlick
  • Flush his Cd's and Lp's
  • Make him watch teletubbies
  • Kick his british ass



7/25/05


General Motors -- Laying off more people is not a good thing at all - maybe they should just make the cars in this country and think about the people for a change.My father worked for them his whole life and would think this is bad - bite me GM.

  • Screw them
  • Boot ChairJockey's butts
  • Detroit is cool though
  • GM can go to hell and die
  • Gasoline cost too much


7/29/05


Africa - Two problems here - one is that they are making babies without being able to afford to feed them , and two they have no food source so why not just send them condoms? The food is there - everytime I watch TV there are plenty of giraffes and crocodiles around so why can't they eat them? I do not understand this.
  • No Food - Eat Animals
  • Too much sex going on
  • Gators are tasty I hear
  • Condoms are cheap


8/04/05


My Dish Drainer - Yes this is the way it looks most of the time and it irritates me to no end , why do I load it so high - it is much like the Jenga game as in if I try to remove one item all else falls down and breaks..you think I would learn but no- shortly after this pic everything fell down - I am an idiot I guess.
  • I am Stupid and I admit it
  • Too expensive to break
  • I like to eat Food
  • Should have Shock Therapy




8/11/05


Frito Lay - Ok I know that it is rough out there in the corporate world and gas prices are really high but why did you remove most of the flavor from your chips? Maybe just raise the price a little instead of making them taste blah !! If I wanted plain chips I would but that kind you idiots !! Think about it huh? And furthermore why are almost 1/2 of them broken into little pieces? They can send a rocket to the moon but my chips are fragments.
  • Chips are good if flavored
  • Broken chips are bad
  • Eat the bag - it tastes better
  • At least no Trans-Fats




9/22/05
Primetime TV- So they think we are this stupid ? Feeding us crap shows -bring back Chuck Norris beating the crap out of white dudes,black dudes ,girls and terrorists - at least he did not make us watch lesbians and people consuming live insects.
  • Force feeding me garbage
  • Too much Homosexuality
  • Not enough condom useage
  • Pets are smart-they wont watch

10/16/05

Wireless Technology- A little too much dont ya think? We have to be connected to stuff at all times - what did we do in the 1970s? Geez it is really getting out of hand here , I suppose we can blame television for this !!

  • Make me buy more stuff
  • Power company loves us
  • People are morons at times
  • Implanting the chips into my skull would save space


11/24/06

Art Bell - Well moving to the jungle I see-from one craphole to another,there are less creepy things in the desert so why not just stay there besides the money stays in the US as well.

  • Jungle has nasty disease
  • Lots of monkeys and shit
  • Not too clean as well
  • Good food though
  • Poisonous Snakes and Frogs and  Spiders

Oh Art what have you done?
4/18/06